36 Hours in Honolulu

36 Hours in Honolulu

…0r as I’ve said before, Honoruru

After several weeks of anticipation, the New York Times (find it here) published my travel piece, written by Jocyln Fujii, on 36 Hours in Honolulu.  The piece loads of locations for me to cover but I got to choose the more scenic and most exciting places to photograph.

Of course Masaharu Morimoto, (yes, the Iron Chef…you might remember him from my posting here) made for the most exciting images as his relationship with me allows him to tako…uh…i mean octopus…uh…ham it up (yeah, that’s it) for the camera.  Its always great to photograph someone when they do all the work for you.

I shot all over the East Oahu and Waikiki and had a darn fun time doing it.  As I’ve been told, its not work when you love what you do.

I was sad some of my hotel work from the Edition Waikiki wasn’t used but alas, you can’t publish it all.

The three floaters just lined up perfectly for this shot. I mean who wouldn’t want to swim around in a pool in Honolulu?  Or at least see it on print…

A PHOTO SCAM

A PHOTO SCAM

And a unique one at that!

On Friday, I got an email, to my surprise, asking me if I would be available to shoot a wedding in DENVER.  Ho…an overseas wedding?

Wait…why me?

First off, I rarely if ever shoot weddings.  I’ve shot society weddings for the New York Times but I hardly ever take on weddings.

Second, because I’m not known for weddings, no one hires me as their wedding photographer. If you asked me to shoot a location, portrait, or travel to some destination…sure, I know I advertise for that work.  But a wedding?

Third, I am not a wedding guy, but there are numerous wedding guys all over California and Colorado.  And many are pretty good.  Am I that good that someone that doesn’t speak English as a first language would fly me to Denver to a wedding?

Hmmm….so the email starts as such:

From: mack carthy
Subject: Wedding
To:
Date: Friday, June 24, 2011, 6:06 PM

Hello
I will like to know if you can shoot a wedding of about 100 guest. Please let me know so that I can give you details.

Regarda

Regarda?  The name Mack Cathy sounds strange but it doesn’t sound like someone who would say “regarda,” and after searching the ‘net, I don’t see any definition of said word other than something on Wiktonary which said:

  1. third-person singular past historic form of regarder

Clue #1.  This person either is a scam or they really can’t speak English.  After all, “I will like…” is not correct but I figure they must be a foreigner, saw my work on line and figured I’d respond.  It wasn’t as if someone was trying to let me shoot their uncle’s wedding, who happens to be a political prisoner of the Kingdom of Samarakand AND needs to move $8 million US to my bank and needs my help.

So I respond:

Date: Fri, 24 Jun 2011 15:39:11 -0700
From: marcoinhawaii
Subject: Re: Wedding
To: mccarthy

Hello,

Who recommended me to shoot your wedding?  How did you find me?

What and when are the details?

Marco

They:

— On Fri, 6/24/11, mack carthy wrote:

From: mack carthy
Subject: Details
To: marco
Date: Friday, June 24, 2011, 7:13 PM

Hello,
Thanks for the mail,Here is a little about the wedding.The wedding is taking place in Denver, Colorado. It is an 7 hours event starting from 9am till 4 pm. It is an indoor event which consist of 100 guest at most, I will like you to cover the reception as well which will start from 2 Pm till 4 pm on that day. The wedding date is 1st of September 2011. I will like the picture to be on a CD, and I don’t have a wedding planner, I plan it by myself.
You may think about the flight and hotel accommodation, there is provision for that , my flight agent will make arrangement for that. I think with all the details have given to you now, you should be able to calculate and let me know how much it will cost. Please get back to me as soon as possible .I got you from Photoserve

Best Regards

So Best Regards…my idiot brother in law who learned the King’s English in London when he was a kid will email us with stupid, slightly archaic closings as such but there are too many grammatical mistakes and promises that seem too good to be true.  Even though he’s an idiot, his Engrish is near perfect and wouldn’t make stupid grammatical mistakes.  Notice…the writer still has not stated his name.  Who is this person?  I figure this must be a scam but its a pretty good one.  I googled his/her name hoping they’d be some CEO of Samarkand but no luck.

Clue #2 and that’s sort of where the trail ends…

They found me on Photoserve but don’t advertise on there as a wedding guy.  Why would they be searching for a wedding guy there?  They are trying to lure me into a web and it seems way too simple and too easy to believe.  And a guy who is spending big money (think: flight, hotel, car, travel days, meals, assistant, etc……at least $4000, my fee…$$$$$….) and all they want is a CD.  No way.  This person is an idiot but being very crafty.  This totally is a new scam to catch the unsuspecting.

So…

Date: Sat, 25 Jun 2011 11:35:49 -0700
From: marco
Subject: RE: Details
To: mccarthy02@

Hello,

thanks so much for considering to shoot your wedding.

With so much anonymity on the internet, can you tell me about yourself?  I don’t know your full name or anything about you.

Who is getting married?
Where exactly is the wedding?
What is the name of the place where the wedding is taking place?
What is your full name?
What do you do for a living?
How do you plan to pay for the wedding?
Where are you from?
Why do you want to hire me for your wedding?
What is your budget?

I primarily don’t shoot weddings so why do you want to fly me to Denver to shoot your wedding?

I would appreciate any references you can give me as well.

Thank you,

Marco

I surely asked the right questions.  I should have just blew it off but the way the scam works the ego is fairly unique.  I started to feel a sense of importance.  I am an international photographer and someone with funds is choosing me to shoot one of their most important days of their life.  That’s a pretty good sense of importance created in their email.

Yet, the glaring mistakes in their grammar, punctuation, and promises were all to hard to miss and believe.

and sure enough:

From: mack carthy
Subject: RE: Details
To: marco
Date: Monday, June 27, 2011, 9:54 AM

Thanks so much, since you cant shoot wedding, no problem.

Regards

They caved.  They realized the scam was spotted and moved on.  Notice they did not answer all weekend meaning they must have been in a time zone so different than Hawaii that they either slept through the response or the internet cafe might have been closed on Sundays.

Advice to photographers:  If its too good to be true…well, you know.  I feel this way all the time with mag editors and the likes.  I’ve gone as far as to even ask small magazines who call me up for jobs how their finances are.  I got burned by Ode Magazine.  I shot a cover of Jack Johnson for them and they stiffed me for $1500.  Scum bags.  Who cares.  Its a long time ago and I got my expenses paid which was important.  These days, I’d be weary of just about anyone asking me to shoot something where money is coming out of my pocket.

Advise to scammers:  Learn better English.  Learn how to punctuate.  Study how to write properly and use a little slang.  If its too formal, which I’ve seen, we won’t buy it.  Learn to write like a native…which you probably can’t and that’s why you can’t fool us all.  Make your promises a bit more softer and don’t be so obvious.  Not all of us are pure idiots.  It might have worked once in the very beginning but we know most of the internet scams.  However, your scam ideas are getting very good.  Targeting a new segment in the market is great.  Brilliant by my standards.  Its a great way to reach into an untapped market.  I mean its almost believable.  I was thinking I was going to Denver in September. Its a pretty good ploy…fantastic as a matter of fact.

Bravo, you bored Kenyan, Russian, or Chinese hacker.  Bravo.

By the way, the last wedding I shot was last year for my pals DC and SK.  I guess its now DC and SKC.  I don’t know…SK, did you change your name?

In case you didn’t see it…

In case you didn't see it...

you can see the opening scenes of Hawaii Five O at the TV Guide link.

I must admit it was a fun evening watching all the hard work play out on national TV.  What surprised me more the response from friends, colleagues, and the likes and the biggest of them all, a write up on the Profoto USA’s blog.

The only sad note was hearing Springfield was arrested that day for DUI in California.  Hey, publicity is never bad.

Thanks all that watched and for all the great comments.

See my name?  HA!

HAWAII FIVE (MARC)0!!!!!

HAWAII FIVE (MARC)0!!!!!

Yes the secret is OUT.  I’m going to be on this week’s episode of the new HAWAII FIVE O!!!!!

I actually pulled in by the local coordinator, Angie, to coordinate a “beach photo shoot” as the episode was about a famous fashion photographer killed while on assignment in Hawaii.

Here is the synopsis of the show:   HAWAII FIVE-0 “Ho’ ohuli Na’ au” Season 1 Episode 22 – Five-0 focuses on several key suspects when world-renowned photographer Renny Sinclair is murdered while on assignment in Hawaii shooting the annual swimsuit edition of a top sports magazine, on HAWAII FIVE-0, Monday, May 2 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

I was tasked to coordinate all photographic lighting and grip equipment for “made for TV photo shoot.”  Production relied on my skills to make it look believable as well as functional as I also had to assist Hawaii Five O director Brad Turner (Alias, Smallville, 24, and many others) during his real photo shoot.

Brad wanted to try his hand at actually taking still photos and the production again relied on my skill to make sure Brad’s photo shoots were perfect.  I sadly was not hired to push a button but all the work put in definitely gave the imagery my signature.  Brad did a great job and the images we shot on the beach and inside a studio were phenomenal.  Really nice work and, I must say, fantastic lighting.

But the best part of this job was actually playing a photo assistant on TV!  With all the hard work put in, production decided that they couldn’t rely on an extra to act like a real photographer/photo assistant so they had me be the on-screen assistant to the actor.  Sadly, no lines.  (Damn…I could hear myself screaming CARRY YOUR OWN *&^%! LUGGAGE, NATHANIEL!  And if any of you photographers I worked back in NYC and abroad read this, just substitute your name and your demands, you ^%#$!!!!)

And the actor, no less, was RICK SPRINGFIELD.  Yes, Jessie’s Girl, yes General Hospital, yes mega 80’s great.  How fun. Yes only being a young lad back in 1981 when Jessie’s Girl became the #1 single, I sremember the song as a kid and more so now due to the recent 80’s revival and subsequent playing of that song on lite rock radio and being a staple on classic 80’s music cds.  I found myself recalling lyrics throughout the long waits between filming to fill the void.

Where can I find a woman like that

The episode’s set was out on the North Shore and filmed for three days.  The early call times had us out in the chilly Hawaiian dawn setting up the photographic lights for the show.  For the first part of the job, my task was to dress a beach setting creating the feel of a real magazine photo shoot in Hawaii.  The directors wanted more flash than what I would call functionality but the key phrase was the “bigger, the flashier, the better.”  I set up my Profoto 7Bs and one Profoto 7A pack, an Elinchrome Octabank, a few umbrellas, and used several California Sun Bounce reflectors.  All the lights were synced to the set camera Springfield, who plays famed photographer Renny Sinclair, to fire when he faked his pictures.

I was surprised to also find that I actually had to coach Springfield in the art of photography.  He had very little experience knowing how to act like a professional so I coached him on how to properly hold a large DLSR camera, how focus and zoom in/out with the lens, how to properly stand when taking the pictures, and even what dialogue to use as he interacted with the actress Serinda Swan, who played the bikini wearing fashion model.  With the dialogue, I had to channel my inner Austin Powers and gave Springfield such key phrases as “right in the lens, baby” and “give it to me, baby” and other over-the-top phrases that make for good TV.  I kept quiet but I really wanted to teach him how to be a super fashion ass but it never came to be.  I did ask him if he was an ass in the show but he thought I called him an ass.  Funny.

During the filming,  I basically just held a Profoto Ring Flash above his head during the scene and acted as if I knew what I was doing.  I think I frowned most of the time feigning super interest in the lighting, exposure, etc…I had no dialogue and was loutishly dressed by wardrobe in a loud Hawaiian printed shirt along with a black muscle shirt.  I felt more LA than HNL, but I figured people would be looking at Springfield and not me.

Rick was sort of a cool dude.  As I’ve worked and photographed other celebrities, its really no big deal to be around people with fame.  We chattered about this and that, the models tiny bikinis and the likes.   He actually joked around with me as he thought I was surely just an extra but was surprised to see me actually taking test shots of him and testing the lights in several instances.  I think most of the crew were surprised to see that extra jump out and work grip and lighting.

With Brad’s photo shoots, we shot on the beach and inside a studio.  The show needed several still shots that would be published in a book of Renny Sinclair’s photographic work.  The book’s photographs held clues leading the detectives to Renny’s murderer.  I, along with several union assistants, set up several 9′ seamless backgrounds, numerous lights, and allowed the director snap fashion photographs of several of the actresses on the show including famed model and actress Angela Lindvall.  Brad actually threw me the camera in one of his shots to let me photograph Angela as he knew I could make her shine a bit more than he.  I can’t say any of the images they used for the show/book are mine but if you are keen you might spot a bit of my signature in the show as well.

On a side note, its no secret Renny is killed in the show as CBS released the show synopsis.  Without watching the show, can any of you 80’s kids guess who kills him?

The martini shot

The martini shot

The past few weeks have been slightly tough with work and personally.  My father in law sought refuge with us after the earthquake and tsunami in Japan.  He lives in Tokyo so there was no damage to his house or anything around him.  Minor broken dishes and the likes but life went on.  However, with dwindling food supplies, continuous aftershocks, and the fear of a radiated Godzilla returning to strike Japan, it was best to have him come and sun in Honoruru.  Having a third person in our condo isn’t bad but its not holiday time so work must go on.

As far as the tsunami is concerned, I must say its been tough not going and documenting the drama unfolding has overpowered my desire to travel to the wasteland.  We figured its best not to have a retrospective on my life after going.

Before and during all of this I had a hectic shooting schedule which had me shooting numerous jobs and as it always seems, all at once.  One of the most intensive jobs shooting a travel piece for Delta Sky magazine.  Sky assigned me to travel to several islands and I got to shoot everything from horseback riding to a celebrity chef. The spread was published in their April 2011 issue. I’ve already had a few flying friends send me notes they are seeing the Delta line across the friendly skies…no wait that United.

The pdf spread can be found here.

Sky tasked me to document multiple locations around Hawaii within a short time and lots of freedom.  I got to pick and choose from a list of locations and venues and decide which would make great art versus what could be picked up from hotel stock.  We figured there would be very little value in shooting hotel rooms and beautiful sunsets because most hotels have libraries of that stuff.  So I concentrated on the unique, rather, the more editorial view of most of the locations.

One of my favorite images came out of the Halekulani Resort in Waikiki.  The Resort has numerous gorgeous stock images of their hibiscus signature pool but the images sell corporate beauty, not what its like to actually see it.  You see an idea, a concept, not the reality of a pool filled with tourists.  I scouted the pool before I realized dusk and above would get me a great shot.  I asked the hotel to get me a room above with a balcony overlooking the property.  It didn’t take long to see the images I wanted to capture.

The mag loved it.  They actually wanted to use it as the opening spread but the higher ups wanted a different type of image showcasing Hawaii a bit more.

The opening shot of the spread ended up being, again, at the Halekulani.  I got a really nice room at the hotel and tried to shoot the model, Cindy, slung sexily over a lounge chair with Diamond Head in the background.  Sadly, the sun decided not to cooperate.  We had NO sun…the entire day was cloudy.  At the end when we gave up, we popped a bottle of wine and Cindy went out onto the balcony to enjoy the view from the $7000/night sweet…errr…suite at the Halekulani.  Diamond Head, the night sky, and the beautiful girl drinking wine on the balcony all lined up into a perfect martini shot.  Delta was extremely happy as was I.  This is the second major spread in their magazine in so many years.  I’m fond of this shot and all the work it took to make all of this work out…actually what little work we did to get this shot.